Sunday, February 16, 2014

Breaking News: Salim Idriss SACKED

General Doctor Engineer Lawyer Plumber Musician, Salim Idriss has been sacked from his position in the Free Syrian Army.  But don't worry: it will take him a few second to fall on another occupation given his diverse training and degrees.

PS Watch. Tomorrow Liz Sly and Anne Barnard in the Washington Post and New York Times respectively will write articles saying that this is a great development and that it will expedite victory for the FSA and that within a week, the troops of the FSA will be at inside Damascus.